Now that I have a strapping young nephew in the Navy, Memorial Day scares the shit out of me. Best thing for it is dancing, of course -- to celebrate our hardwon freedomz!
Also, oscillating wildly will help us get over the fact that we're neither at the International Mr. Leather Competition  in Chicago or Detroit's huge Movement  technofest. But we have Carnaval! And Honey Soundsystem! And Paradise Garage tributes! And so much more.
So let's get to Memorialing! (Click the names below for more info.) Here's our theme song, duh:
PARADISE GARAGE TRIBUTE 
The great Odyssey after-hours crew calls down the spirits of true house and disco in this tribute to DJ Larry Levan and his epochal dance floor. Eight hours of deep dance madness, with incredible DJs Robin Simmons, Eli Escobar, Bus Station John, Steve Fabus, and Stanley Frank.
Fri/23, Midnight-8am, $10, Beatbox, SF.
Love this classic Canadian mistress of banging' house. Her Jackathon parties are true, well, jackathons. Get into her. With Kadeejah Streets, DJ M3, and Sharon Buck.
Fri/23, 9:30-3am, $15-$20, Monarch, SF.
GIORGIO'S JUNKSHOP GLAM DISCOTHEQUE 
Finally, a proper night of 70s glam dance floor STOMPERS and Bubblegum KILLERS." And with our patron DJ saint of all things dark and glamorous, Omar, at the helm, you know you're going to hear some things. And stomp like a glitter-strewing monster to them! With Jason Duncan aka Medium Rare, Jodie Yagi Stridsberg, Jeff Glave, and Deedee Robbins.
Fri/23, 10pm, $3-$5, The Knockout, SF.
Aw, Antwon -- our favorite cuddly ex-pat SF rapper. He'll tear up the 120 Minutes based goth party for sure. With DJs Santa Muerte and Chauncey CC.
Fri/23, 10pm-2am, $10-$15, Elbo Room, SF.
SILENT SERVANT 
The current king of dark 'n sexy industrial grooves comes up from LA to move the body. He's joined by live dub-techno kid Austin Cesear for the always smoking Icee Hot party.
Fri/23, 10pm-4am, $5-$10 (free before 10:30pm!), Public Works, SF.
DAVID HARNESS 
Our master of soulful house takes us on another all-night journey into the deep and up to the stars. His last marathon session broke Mighty into a serious sweat.
Sat/24, 10pm-4am, $15 (free before midnight with RSVP at link above), Mighty, SF.
CLUB 1994 
The original '90s dance party for cool kids, playing "the best and worst" of that churning decade, returns to render us Clueless the next morning. How did we get here, 20 years later? Who cares, let's party. With Jeffrey Paradise, Ava Berlin, Vin Sol, and more.
Sat/24, 10pm-2am, $10-$20. Rickshaw Stop, SF.
SUNSET + STOMPY 
Oh dear -- this is the final blowout for these two venerable party crews at Cafe Cocomo, slated for condofication demolition. You can bet it will be amazing (as all S+S parties are), with legendary live disco-house players Metro Area and a host of smiling, stomping people. All day! Big patio! BBQ till 8pm!
Sun/25, 2pm-2am, $20, Cafe Cocomo, SF.
DR. ISRAEL 
Ace of all dancehall/dub parties, 18-year-old Dub Mission, brings in this incredible live, revolutionary dub artist from Brooklyn to set minds, hearts, and feet a-throbbin'. With Kush Arora and DJ Sep.
Sun/25, 9pm-2am, $8-$11, Elbo Room, SF.
HONEY SOUNDSYSTEM 
That fearsome foursome of sticky-sweet queer action, Honey Soundsystem, hits the decks all night to transform the dance floor into a moist hole of glory. OK, that sounded gross. Just go and have a blast with hundreds of other really cute gays etc.
Sun/25, 10pm-4am, $15-$20, Beatbox, SF.