Carnaval San Francisco Festival: Sat/24-Sun/25, entertainment begins at 11am, free, Harrison between 16th and 24th Sts, SF. Parade: Sun/25, 9:30am, free, starts at 24th and Bryant Sts, SF; www.carnavalsf.com . The theme of the 36th annual event is "La Rumba de la Copa Mundial," so prepare to catch World Cup fever as part of this spangly, sparkly celebration of international music, dance, cuisine, crafts, and more.
San Francisco International Beer Festival Festival Pavilion, Fort Mason Center, SF; www.sfbeerfest.com . 7-10pm, $75 ("Brewmaster" early entry ticket, 5pm, $175). More than 100 international and local craft brewers showcase their wares at this 31st annual event. Plus: pizza, sausages, beer-infused gelato, and other treats to soak up the suds. All proceeds benefit the Telegraph Hill Cooperative Nursery School.
Chocolate and Chalk Art Festival Shattuck between Rose and Vine, Berk. www.anotherbullwinkelshow.com/chocolate-chalk-art . 10am-5pm, free. Chalk artists compete for prizes while turning the sidewalks into eye candy — and speaking of candy, sweet tooth-ers can pick up ticket packs ($20 for 20) to sample chocolate items galore, including exotic treats like picante habañero chocolate gelato.
MAY 31-JUNE 1
Castroville Artichoke Food and Wine Festival Monterey County Fair and Events Center, 2004 Fairground, Monterey; www.artichokefestival.org . May 31, 10am-9pm; June 1, 10am-7pm. $5-10. See why Castroville is "the Artichoke Capital of the World" at this fest, which has grown so big it shifts locations this year to the fairgrounds in nearby Monterey. Try the fan favorite, artichoke cupcakes.
Philippine Independence Day Celebration: Lumago Lampas (Grow Beyond) Rhythmix Cultural Works, 2513 Blanding, Alameda; www.rhythmix.org . 7pm, $15-25. Celebrate with performances by Parangal Dance Company, musician Ron Quesada, artist Kristian Kabuay, and more. Presented by the American Center of Philippine Arts.
Yerba Buena Art Walk Between Market and Folsom and Second and Fifth Sts, SF; yerbabuena.org/artwalk. 12:30-6pm, free. Yerba Buena Alliance presents this neighborhood showcase, highlighting galleries, exhibitions, and institutions throughout the downtown cultural center.
Union Street Festival Union between Gough and Steiner, SF; www.unionstreetfestival.com . 10am-6pm, free (tasting tickets, $30-35). This 38-year-old festival features tasting pavilions highlighting Bay Area craft beers and wines. Each block of the fest will also have a themed "world," centered around fashion, culinary arts, tech, locals, crafts, and fitness.
San Mateo County Fair San Mateo County Event Center, 1346 Saratoga, San Mateo; www.sanmateocountyfair.com . June 7-8, 10, and 14-15, 11am-10pm; June 9 and 11-13, noon-10pm, $8-10. All the classics (horse show, the Zipper, funnel cakes), plus modern touches like hip-hop dance performances, poetry readings, pig races, and concessions geared toward health-conscious fairgoers. Evening concerts include Air Supply, Brian McKnight, and War, plus tributes to Neil Diamond, Journey, and the Beatles.
Haight Ashbury Street Fair Haight between Stanyan and Masonic, SF. www.haightashburystreetfair.org . 11am-8:30pm, free. Live music on two stages, plus over 200 vendor booths, highlight this groovy tradition.
Crystal Fair Fort Mason Center, 2 Marina, Bldg A, SF; www.crystalfair.com . June 14, 10am-6pm; June 15, 10am-4pm. $8. The one-stop shop for all your crystal needs, for both jewelry and healing-arts purposes.
Live Oak Park Fair Live Oak Park, 1301 Shattuck, Berk; www.liveoakparkfair.com . 10am-6pm, free. The 44th annual fest hosts over 100 artists and craftspeople selling jewelry, clothing, contemporary art, quilts, pottery, and more, plus tastings of food by local artisans.
North Beach Festival North Beach neighborhood, SF. www.sresproductions.com/north_beach_festival.html . 10am-6pm, free. Historic North Beach hosts its 60th annual festival, with 125 arts and crafts booths, 20 gourmet food booths, live entertainment, and more, plus the ever-popular blessing of the animals (2-3pm both days at the National Shrine of Saint Francis of Assisi, 610 Vallejo).
JUNE 20-AUG 9
Stanford Jazz Festival Venues and prices vary; www.stanfordjazz.org . Both legends (Chick Corea, Arturo Sandoval, Joe Louis Walker) and up-and-comers (Taylor Eigsti, Meklit, Pacific Mambo Orchestra) fill the schedule at this annual fest.
San Francisco Pride Venues and prices vary; www.sfpride.org . Amid the zillion parties, performances, and events that'll go down this week, the biggest are the celebration (June 28, noon-6pm; June 29, 11am-6:30pm, $5, Civic Center), and the parade (June 29, 10:30am, starts at Market and Beale). This year's theme is "Color Our World with Pride."
JUNE 28-SEPT 21
Free Shakespeare in the Park Venues and times vary; www.sfshakes.org . Free. Get thee to a park (including the Presidio, Aug 30-Sept 14) for a free, professional production of The Taming of the Shrew.
Fourth of July at the Berkeley Marina Berkeley Marina, 201 University, Berk; www.anotherbullwinkelshow.com . Noon-10pm, $15. Family-friendly fun with live entertainment, pony rides, arts and crafts, and fireworks (9:30pm).
"The Ripple Effect" Opening weekend: Dolores Park, 19th St at Dolores, SF; www.sfmt.org  July 4-5, 2pm, free (donations accepted). Continues through Sept 1 at various NorCal venues. The veteran San Francisco Mime Troupe stays current by skewering San Francisco's ever-dividing economy; think rising rents, tech-bus protests, and (natch) Glassholes.
Fillmore Jazz Festival Fillmore between Jackson and Eddy, SF. www.fillmorejazzfestival.com . 10am-6pm, free. The largest free jazz fest on the West Coast fills 12 blocks with music, arts and crafts, gourmet food, and more.
Midsummer Mozart Festival Venues, times, and prices vary; www.midsummermozart.org . Two weeks paying tribute to Wolfgang Amadeus, with highlights like a San Francisco Boys Chorus guest appearance, and (in honor of the fest's 40th season), a performance of Symphony No. 40 in G minor.
Renegade Craft Fair Fort Mason Center Festival Pavilion, 2 Marina, SF; www.renegadecraft.com . 11am-6pm, free. DIY crafters unite at this celebration of indie design. Hey, it's never too early to get a jump on your holiday shopping.
Gilroy Garlic Festival Christmas Park, Gilroy; www.gilroygarlicfestival.com . 10am-7pm, $10-20. Garlic is the pungent star of this annual food fair. Garlic ice cream gets all the press, but don't sleep on the garlic fries, 2012's most popular purchase (13,401 servings!)
Berkeley Kite Festival Cesar E. Chavez Park, Berkeley Marina. www.highlinekites.com . 10am-6pm, free. Because where else are you gonna see the world's largest octopus kite?
Vintage Paper Fair SF County Fair Building, Ninth Ave. and Lincoln, SF; www.vintagepaperfair.com . July 26, 10am-6pm; July 27, 11am-5pm. Free. Relive the days before digital ruined everything with this showcase of vintage postcards, photographs, labels, sports memorabilia, and "all manner of curious, beautiful, and interesting old paper."
Up Your Alley Fair Dore between Howard and Folsom, SF; www.folsomstreetfair.com/alley . 11am-6pm, $7 suggested donation. Folsom Street Fair's naughty little brother fills Dore Alley with leather-clad shenanigans.
Eat Drink SF Fort Mason Center, 2 Marina, SF; www.eatdrink-sf.com . Times and prices TBD. Formerly known as SF Chefs, this Golden Gate Restaurant Association-hosted event brings together food, wine, and spirits. Foodies, start your engines.
Art + Soul Oakland Downtown Oakland (adjacent to the 12th St/City Center BART station); www.artandsouloakland.com . Noon-6pm, free. Live music is Art + Soul's main draw, but a new event — the Oaktown Throwdown BBQ competition — will surely be a popular addition.
Bay Area Aloha Festival San Mateo County Event Center, 1346 Saratoga, San Mateo; www.pica-org.org . 10am-5pm, free. The Pacific Islanders' Cultural Association showcases Polynesian dance and island cuisine at its annual event.
Nihonmachi Street Fair Post between Laguna and Fillmore, SF; www.nihonmachistreetfair.org . Times TBD. This long-running community event celebrates Asian-Pacific American life with performances, food, activities for kids, and more. Plus: the crowd-pleasing dog pageant and accompanying parade.
Jerry Day Jerry Garcia Amphitheater, McLaren Park, 45 John F. Shelley, SF; www.jerryday.org . 11:30am, free (donate for reserved seating). Live music (lineup TBD) honors the legacy of the Grateful Dead legend, who grew up on nearby Harrington Street in the Excelsior.
Stumptown Brewery Beer Revival and BBQ Cook-off Stumptown Brewery, 15045 River, Guerneville; www.stumptown.com . 1-6pm, $75-100. Over 30 breweries and 30 BBQ teams await at this event, which makes the following claim: "If you can't have fun at this one ... you can't have fun." 'Nuff said. AUG 23-24 Bodega Seafood, Art, and Wine 16885 Bodega Highway, Bodega; www.winecountryfestivals.com . Aug 23, 10am-6pm; Aug 24, 10am-5pm, $8-15. It's there in the name, folks: tasty seafood, a juried art marketplace, and wine (and beer) tastings. Plus: three stages of live entertainment. Golden Gateway to Gems SF County Fair Building, Ninth Ave. and Lincoln, SF; www.sfgemshow.org . 10am-6pm, check website for price. It's the diamond jubilee (60th anniversary) of this San Francisco Gem and Mineral Society event, and the 2014 theme is "Heavy Metal" — so prepare for face-melting encounters with rock, gem, and jewelry dealers; educational lectures and demos; and a "stump the expert" mineral ID station. Rock on! *